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sluttyoliveoil:

when my dad was in college he invented “Anal Fresh” and now he is upset

sluttyoliveoil:

when my dad was in college he invented “Anal Fresh” and now he is upset

(via conventionalvampire)

win-cas-terr:

Well, almost canon.

For now, we’re gonna have to settle for subtext.

And I’ll take whatever I get.

(via lordlokisilvertongueshipsdestiel)

takealookatyourlife:

I have incorrectly been saying ‘burqa’ when I meant ‘niqab’ for maybe my whole life.

takealookatyourlife:

I have incorrectly been saying ‘burqa’ when I meant ‘niqab’ for maybe my whole life.

(via dauntlessdemigod-inthetardis)

castiel-knight-of-hell:

mooseleys:

fourth wall? what fourth wall?

you would know that closets are portals for time travel if you ever came out of yours

(via womanofmischief)

drinkyourfuckingmilk:

have some messy abnormals (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

(via ttanaka-senpai)

mugiiwaras:

WHY HAVENT I SEEN PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT THIS VINE?

(via fedoras-arecool)

thejunglenook:


ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”
There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her."No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”
And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”

There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her.
"No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”

And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

(Source: oldresidentdistrict, via musicloveandmagic)

deathnoteforcutie:

when ur alarm goes off on a school day and you just

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(via liamgalgey)