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totallyfubar:

the-second-sister:

totallyfubar:

Friendly reminder that the first recorded pun in history was a pun about corn in The Epic of Gilgamesh, so the first pun ever written was literally corny

Are you proud of yourself?

well somebody’s gotta be

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Anonymous said: once you get to college/university you'll be surprised at the variety of different people around in all shapes as sizes. I am a girl but am your height, I was teased until I got to college, all of a sudden I was cute! it's fucked up but that's the way it goes sometimes x

the-sad-boy:

I am not going to university because I’m stupid. I am no where near intelligent enough to go to university and even if I managed to get into university  (which is highly unlikely because my rank score will be extremely low) I would be so stressed from the amount of work and either drop out or die. I am barely keeping up with the amount of work now at school in year 11 without a job I might add as well.

i hate that im sensitive and jealous and stupid and quiet and ugly and annoying 

(Source: cybergirlfriend, via jessisntcrazy)

harrygoboom:

Bae: Come over

Me: I’m busy looking at crab memes

Bae: But I’m horny

Me: image

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meladoodle:

juilan:

My ears. They are ringing.

are u gonna answer em

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